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Old 03-26-2013, 02:26 AM   #1
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Man, it's a cold world, fuck.

Well. I think the most important thing to know if there's betrayal by people who are close with ya, fuck 'em. The more fucked up shit motherfuckers do, the more driven I become. Motivate me, that's what I tell 'em. I even learned a new slur to call them, from some black guys in front of a hotel I was drinking with. It's such a rude slur, part of it would be censored even on here. So fuck those fuck____s

I think when this is all over I am going to move to a horrible neighborhood, buy my guns back, get some cadillacs on the street and some girls and just retire to the inevitable. Blowjobs and palmtrees and shady deals. Fuck the rest, motherfuckers got me fucked up, and trying to be in society is too fucked up.

You know the funny thing? Society looks down on us, but then it's society that is more fucked up than we are. That's what is real. With the social graces and the mandated lifestyles and the funny words and all of that shit. Dirtier than the hood could ever BE and yet they put a clean face on and walk around with their noses so high they'd drown if rain came.

LOL

I am often known for a couple of statements:

I don't get bitter, I get better.

Also

Kitty cats wanna scratch, but I don't bleed. FEEL ME.

Also

Fuck you

And

Time is times but every time it's my time

And

You're a fucking moron, you fucking clown


Was just spreadin' my love, didn't know my love
Was the one holdin' the gun and the glove
But it's all good as long as it's understand
It's all together now, in the hood

Ghetto superstar, that is what you are
Comin' from afar reachin' for the stars
Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other, uh, uh
From one corner to another, uh, uh
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:39 AM   #2
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:10 AM   #3
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:46 AM   #4
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:53 AM   #5
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^^ what he said.
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:20 AM   #6
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"from some black guys in front of a hotel I was drinking with" … Four Seasons?

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Old 03-26-2013, 06:23 AM   #7
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I think he meant to say "motel"..... That's where I go to "drink with some black guys"
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:28 AM   #8
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Old 03-26-2013, 07:21 AM   #9
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indeed! Fuck them with a rusty blunt razor




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Old 03-26-2013, 08:30 AM   #10
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Must suck being so pathetic.
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:40 AM   #11
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I am your clock
I am your religion
I am your shotgun mechanical bride
Nothing is done without my approval
I own you
I decide how long you sleep
And how much rest
You are ever allowed
I decide what you desire
I deny you time to think
I am the mirror of constant humiliation
That follows and shadows you
Wherever you go
And blocks out the light
At the end of every tunnel you try
Be on time
Be on schedule
Always feel
Like you're always late
And need more scolding and punishment
Do not daydream
Do not dilly-dally
Do not fall behind
Wings are flapping right behind you
You know what's coming next
As I swoop down like a hungry owl
And sink my talons into your back
And drag you back to square one again
The pain gets a little worse every time
Crash
Crumple
Do not pass go
Do not collect
Your dignity and your self respect
Give up
It's over
No time allowed
To try something you like
The bills were all due yesterday
You've failed
You're through
First we form our habits
Then they form us
We dress up as someone else every day
Gingerbreadhouses
Fireplace surprises
What tastes the best
The witches won't let you have
These days, having a baby
Is like what having a BMW used to be
While they're asleep
Play those New Age cassettes
To transmit subliminal messages
I like mom
I like school
I like to study
I like rules
I am the school teacher
Who yelled at you for not paying attention
And shame you in front of the entire class
And dragged you around the room by the hair
This is what happens to boys and girls
Whose penmanship is messy
Be neat, like the others
Follow orders
Obey what is put in front of you
Imagination is the ultimate sin
You can't be creative the rest of your life
Your counselor wants a word with you
If you liked school, you'll love work
Resign yourself to a job you'll hate
Get a hobby - but keep it in the garage
Shove yourself into a slot
Despise your ideas
Your boss knows best
We can't all do what we want to do
Always settle for what you're told to expect
Do not take chances
You might fail
You might fail
You don't want to find out the hard way
How our society treats
The misfits who make mistakes
Bad
Failure
Bad
Failure
Homeless
Depression
Mental hospitals
Murder
Born on the cutting room floor
Die in the bin by the door
Hypothermia of the spirit
Why do people chase
So many useless toys
In search of the perfect baby sitter
"For just $19.95 and just thirteen minutes of your busy day,
you can have 'the full, rich experience of parenthood
without the mess of the real thing.' It's called Video Baby."
Creative Programming, Inc., offer "All of the enjoyment -
and none of the commitment."
I am your calendar
There is no escape
I am why you're afraid
To respect yourself
I lead you down garden path after path
With carrots on a stick
I'll let you taste but never embrace
Peek in the wrong door, I slam it on your fingers
Go back
Adventure is not allowed
Go back - not allowed!
I leave you exhausted, henpecked and afraid
Never quite enough money
Never enough nerve
To reach out for something better
Than the grind you call your life
The hatch of your hamster cage is open
But guess who waits just outside the door
Stay on your treadmill
Keep running on that wire wheel
Briefcase in hand
Money rains down just out of reach
You'll burn out soon enough
It's all part of the plan
When you're no longer useful
You can finally retire
To the glue factory of your choice
Free at last
To scratch your head
Wondering what happened
Free at last
I bid you goodbye
On your own
To wait to die
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:32 AM   #12
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You can say what you want to, but, I need to be around some black people sometimes. Also, I think it'd be best just to be all of the time. They're real at least

Who can afford four seasons ... lol .. I was at ABI on the 192 in kissimmee when I was there



Extremely not as nice as the photograph would make you think, but, there were some damned good people there.


Down in mia (until a couple of days ago) I could not find anything I could afford that was not too scary but I was staying with a bitch anyway and she had a really nice place so what the fuck
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:41 AM   #13
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:54 AM   #14
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:06 AM   #15
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:07 AM   #16
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:25 AM   #17
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hey MrMaxWell, am I correct to assume you have a serious drinking problem that you do not wish to solve?
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:28 AM   #18
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:15 PM   #19
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