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Old 06-24-2012, 06:43 PM   #1
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341 People Bought This Watch?

I can't even afford a Rolex, which is about 6k give or take. 341 People have reviewed this watch. This cost more than a really nice car. Holy shit, that's a lot for a watch!

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Old 06-24-2012, 06:51 PM   #2
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Some funny shit in those reviews

As a billionaire with absolutely nothing better to do with my money, i purchased a few of these watches for use on my explorations through the Taman Negara rainforest. On these explorations I tend to get attacked by many wild animals, usually man-eating elephants or herds of stampeding jaguar. This time however i was attacked by a massive anaconda. Anaconda are a massive brutish species that live in small tribes spread throughout the Taman Negara. They have massive claws used for tearing through bone and flesh, they run up to 56 kilometers an hour using their massively strong hind legs in combination with there wings used for propulsion rather than flying. I had had encounters with them in the past, but nothing quite this severe. I usually managed to fight them off using watch based kung foo that i studied in the mountains of Japan for 47 years. It was a dark night, monsoon season was at it's height, over 400 feet of rain every hour. I was trekking about when a group of Anacondas, riding 3 toed sloths ambushed me. We faced off and i made the first move, as is accustomed in my watch-foo fighting style. I went for a forward, reverse backhanded slash with my Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch(tm). What would you know? It shattered with the first hit and the battle went downhill from there. The first Anaconda bit off my right arm with it's massive beak. This put me into shock as the rest of my limbs were removed. I was taken back to their village where i was tied to a stake and left out for 36 years. After the 13,140th day at 2AM, an anaconda ventured to close to me, i pretend to be unconscious as it closed in on me. As it came with grasp i lunged out and bit off its hoofed right foot. I hastily ate it and used its spear to free myself. I escaped in the night through the jungle, i wandered for 4 years until i came across a friendly group of bull dozers you hastily got me home to my mansion in the swiss alps. Where i was able to buy a far better watch. Overall would i recommend this watch? Well, it's responsible for the loss of all of my limbs, its got me imprisoned for 36 in a village of anacondas. I wandered through the jungle for 4 years, not sure how i managed that, but i did. This watch is responsible for destroying many years of my life. Overall I couldn't be more satisfied and i would recommend to a friend.
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As a billionaire with absolutely nothing better to do with my money, i purchased a few of these watches for use on my explorations through the Taman Negara rainforest. On these explorations I tend to get attacked by many wild animals, usually man-eating elephants or herds of stampeding jaguar. This time however i was attacked by a massive anaconda. Anaconda are a massive brutish species that live in small tribes spread throughout the Taman Negara. They have massive claws used for tearing through bone and flesh, they run up to 56 kilometers an hour using their massively strong hind legs in combination with there wings used for propulsion rather than flying. I had had encounters with them in the past, but nothing quite this severe. I usually managed to fight them off using watch based kung foo that i studied in the mountains of Japan for 47 years. It was a dark night, monsoon season was at it's height, over 400 feet of rain every hour. I was trekking about when a group of Anacondas, riding 3 toed sloths ambushed me. We faced off and i made the first move, as is accustomed in my watch-foo fighting style. I went for a forward, reverse backhanded slash with my Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch(tm). What would you know? It shattered with the first hit and the battle went downhill from there. The first Anaconda bit off my right arm with it's massive beak. This put me into shock as the rest of my limbs were removed. I was taken back to their village where i was tied to a stake and left out for 36 years. After the 13,140th day at 2AM, an anaconda ventured to close to me, i pretend to be unconscious as it closed in on me. As it came with grasp i lunged out and bit off its hoofed right foot. I hastily ate it and used its spear to free myself. I escaped in the night through the jungle, i wandered for 4 years until i came across a friendly group of bull dozers you hastily got me home to my mansion in the swiss alps. Where i was able to buy a far better watch. Overall would i recommend this watch? Well, it's responsible for the loss of all of my limbs, its got me imprisoned for 36 in a village of anacondas. I wandered through the jungle for 4 years, not sure how i managed that, but i did. This watch is responsible for destroying many years of my life. Overall I couldn't be more satisfied and i would recommend to a friend.
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As a billionaire with absolutely nothing better to do with my money, i purchased a few of these watches for use on my explorations through the Taman Negara rainforest. On these explorations I tend to get attacked by many wild animals, usually man-eating elephants or herds of stampeding jaguar. This time however i was attacked by a massive anaconda. Anaconda are a massive brutish species that live in small tribes spread throughout the Taman Negara. They have massive claws used for tearing through bone and flesh, they run up to 56 kilometers an hour using their massively strong hind legs in combination with there wings used for propulsion rather than flying. I had had encounters with them in the past, but nothing quite this severe. I usually managed to fight them off using watch based kung foo that i studied in the mountains of Japan for 47 years. It was a dark night, monsoon season was at it's height, over 400 feet of rain every hour. I was trekking about when a group of Anacondas, riding 3 toed sloths ambushed me. We faced off and i made the first move, as is accustomed in my watch-foo fighting style. I went for a forward, reverse backhanded slash with my Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch(tm). What would you know? It shattered with the first hit and the battle went downhill from there. The first Anaconda bit off my right arm with it's massive beak. This put me into shock as the rest of my limbs were removed. I was taken back to their village where i was tied to a stake and left out for 36 years. After the 13,140th day at 2AM, an anaconda ventured to close to me, i pretend to be unconscious as it closed in on me. As it came with grasp i lunged out and bit off its hoofed right foot. I hastily ate it and used its spear to free myself. I escaped in the night through the jungle, i wandered for 4 years until i came across a friendly group of bull dozers you hastily got me home to my mansion in the swiss alps. Where i was able to buy a far better watch. Overall would i recommend this watch? Well, it's responsible for the loss of all of my limbs, its got me imprisoned for 36 in a village of anacondas. I wandered through the jungle for 4 years, not sure how i managed that, but i did. This watch is responsible for destroying many years of my life. Overall I couldn't be more satisfied and i would recommend to a friend.
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I don't own a watch. I do not care what time it is.
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If I had money to burn,I still wouldn't buy that
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:09 PM   #7
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I read another 3 reviews and all of them made me laugh out loud!

These billionaires have a great sense of humor.
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I love these community review comedies - that one about the $2000 speaker cable, my friends and I quote all the time. "We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives."

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Old 06-24-2012, 08:50 PM   #9
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There are a lot of companies that do fake reviews, just saying...
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I love these community review comedies - that one about the $2000 speaker cable, my friends and I quote all the time. "We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives."

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...cm_rdp_product
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these cables CAME WITH A 2001 NISSAN 350Z WITH 110K MILES! I was wondering why they were so expensive (no moron would ever pay over $100 for one speaker cable :P). Now my 350Z (I named it Michelle) and I drive around the world, racing in underground leagues to avenge the death of my family.
Some people have too much time on their hands. Funny though.
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I wasn't going to buy this watch, but then I noticed Amazon had it with $58,000 off! What a deal. With the money I saved I purchased a brand new BMW and still had money left over for a Disney vacation. How many watches save you money to buy a car and a vacation?

Now whenever I see someone with money troubles I tell them to buy this watch and save $58,000. I am considering buying 10 of these watches so I can save $580,000 and buy a house on cash. Retirement saving is also no longer a concern for me, as I plan to buy one every year and live off the $58,000 I save.
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Is that a ventpipe in the watch?
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I wasn't going to buy this watch, but then I noticed Amazon had it with $58,000 off! What a deal. With the money I saved I purchased a brand new BMW and still had money left over for a Disney vacation. How many watches save you money to buy a car and a vacation?

Now whenever I see someone with money troubles I tell them to buy this watch and save $58,000. I am considering buying 10 of these watches so I can save $580,000 and buy a house on cash. Retirement saving is also no longer a concern for me, as I plan to buy one every year and live off the $58,000 I save.
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Everything on the page is fake!
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All of the reviews are epic. This must have already gone viral somewhere else.
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There was a thread about that watch and reviews like a year ago.
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"I see it is water pressure safe to like 3000 feet, but what about in the zero gravity vacuum of space? will it explode? I dont want to look like a loser with a broken watch when I lift-off with Virgin Galactic. Anyone with space travel experience your comments would be apreciated."

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i really dont know can you add review if you didt buy it, in other case that billionaires are funny with comments
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it shows 342 reviews.,
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Want to write a customer review?

To submit a customer review: you need to use an Amazon account that has successfully been charged for the purchase of a physical or digital item. Free digital downloads don't qualify. You don't need to have purchased the product you're reviewing. There's a 48-hour waiting period after your first physical order has been completely shipped, or your digital item has been purchased, before you'll be able to submit your review. Learn more about writing customer reviews.

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I read another 3 reviews and all of them made me laugh out loud!

These billionaires have a great sense of humor.
there's a few products on Amazon that have been chosen for some reason to be a test platform for comedy writing skills. There's some really funny people out there. This one has always been my favorite.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M.../dp/B00032G1S0

I think maybe this happens when something is really expensive, or cheap. Who really would need to review milk?
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how/why do they allow reviews without buying?
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how/why do they allow reviews without buying?
I don't think they allow reviews without buying. I could be wrong but I believe they make you purchase the item first. That's why I was like WTF! That's alot of money for a watch.
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

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there's a few products on Amazon that have been chosen for some reason to be a test platform for comedy writing skills. There's some really funny people out there. This one has always been my favorite.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M.../dp/B00032G1S0

I think maybe this happens when something is really expensive, or cheap. Who really would need to review milk?



Holy shit this entire thread is pure gold. Thanks to all for brightening my day
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I own the lower model of this watch... it was about 40,000$ USD

I just found this one...too expensive for me.

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Did you look at all the images people are posting of them in the shirt?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-me...pdp_images_dav

I'm in fucking tears.
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Even if it says: You Save: $55,000.01 (38%), it still is very expensive.
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You don't have to buy the watch to leave a review. Just add it to your wishlist and take it off, it will ask if you want to leave a review.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:56 PM   #39
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I'm putting this on my GFY xmas list for those that want to buy me something....


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Old 12-07-2012, 06:34 AM   #40
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The designer of this watch was inspired by the 'bevel' effect of photoshop 4 or 5.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:38 AM   #41
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I can't even afford a Rolex, which is about 6k give or take. 341 People have reviewed this watch. This cost more than a really nice car. Holy shit, that's a lot for a watch!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...0&linkCode=as2

not really ,most people are writing mocking & fake reviews! one such example is this product, has really funny reviews:

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with gold like :"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. "
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:47 AM   #42
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They put a review in the item, then they bought it almost 100K USD but complaining about the shipping fee for 20 bucks? LOL
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:50 AM   #43
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6K for a Rolex is a large sum of money. It is the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. Here’s something interesting: water resistant depth is 3300 feet. They are all saying it is high accuracy and perfection. Some are saying these millionaires have nothing better to do than to create small-sized objects that are high priced. It’s about time… Get into internet reviews.
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They put a review in the item, then they bought it almost 100K USD but complaining about the shipping fee for 20 bucks? LOL
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:05 AM   #45
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Watches are most important, depending on your situation. At sea, I always like to have a watch on, although, these days, with all the compasses & navigation attached to lifejackets & stuff, it's like having a smart tv, laptop, iphone, ps3, sky dish & a tiva box, all of them working the same thing, but each giving just that extra 1 thing to the others.

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Old 05-25-2013, 08:43 AM   #46
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Since I can't afford this, I'm thinking of buying a Cartier or Tag. The 1 star on this is a guy complaining about shipping. Haha you're kidding me right? Still it's 44% off for all you bargain shoppers. LOL
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Even if I had the money I couldnt see spending it. I have two watches now and dont know where they are in my house its been so long since I wore them. lol
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I wouldn't buy that watch with Brad's Black Card if my wife depended on it. But since I am not married. Brad?
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