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halfpint · 04-03-2012, 02:57 PM

Had a Samsung before the Iphone and dropped it a number of times, It still worked perfectly. I drop my Iphone once and its fucked, and on a wooden floor too, Fuck i droped my Samsung on the road and it still worked ok after. But noo fucking crappy Iphones you drop once and they are fucked....shitty crap pieces of plastic rubbish which are cheaply made not to last, well

Iphone

alias · 04-03-2012, 02:58 PM

Think different.

campimp · 04-03-2012, 03:00 PM

ive dropped mine plenty of times and still works perfectly

NaughtyRob · 04-03-2012, 03:01 PM

Gotta have a case. With any phone.

Fletch XXX · 04-03-2012, 03:02 PM

no kidding, against my judgement i went bike riding with new samsung before bought my case (ordered didnt come in mail) and it fell out hoodie and hit concrete while riding bike, worked fine. ive seen people break iphone glass if wind blows too hard LOL

Supz · 04-03-2012, 03:02 PM

so it sucks because you always drop your phone, sounds good.

Godsmack · 04-03-2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz

so it sucks because you always drop your phone, sounds good.

GRIN

$5 submissions · 04-03-2012, 03:17 PM

Apple is in danger of making the same mistake it did in the 80s. Android will stomp apple out once the average price for smartphones hit the $50 range and the hardware features meet or exceed apple standards. Don't laugh, it happened before.

ottopottomouse · 04-03-2012, 03:17 PM

get a jcb phone if you're a clumsy oaf.

Coup · 04-03-2012, 03:18 PM

I hear the new iPhone is gonna be made out of ice. Should just melt away before it hits the ground

Jakez · 04-03-2012, 04:00 PM

Had the same iphone for about 3 years and dropped it many times from as much as 6ft, the outside was all banged up and the screen had a few scratches but it was still fine. The screen did eventually get cracked though when it fell flat on its face about 1ft out of the car in the driveway, it was a tiny little rock that put all the pressure in one spot that finally did it.

Rochard · 04-03-2012, 04:01 PM

Maybe you should stop dropping your phone.

I've never had a phone break. Then again, I've never had an iPhone either.

d-null · 04-03-2012, 04:09 PM

iphones are for teenage girls

get yourself a real man's phone

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 04:13 PM

My iPhone has been dropped, kicked, tossed, thrown, and tumbled down stairs. Still works fine.

edgeprod · 04-03-2012, 04:27 PM

This made my head hurt, LOL ... I've dropped mine plenty without a mark on it .. but then again, it's in an Otterbox, so ...

ColBigBalls · 04-03-2012, 05:28 PM

Stop dropping phones that way any phone you own will seem amazing... ?

beemk · 04-03-2012, 05:33 PM

I broke 2 or 3 iphones from dropping them. I have a Samsung charge now and I've dropped it more times than I can count and its not broken at all.

Spunky · 04-03-2012, 05:45 PM

Stick to a pay phone instead ;)

candyflip · 04-03-2012, 05:48 PM

I drop my Samsung daily. It's got a few scratches.

My Dad, Sister and Brother in Law have iPhones. They've all broken at least one, my Brother in Law...three of them.

Mr Pheer · 04-03-2012, 06:01 PM

Maybe you need to wash your hands, or wear gloves.

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shitty crap pieces of plastic rubbish which are cheaply made not to last

iPhones are mostly glass & aluminum

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bronco67 · 04-03-2012, 06:56 PM

I just wonder why every fucking zombie has an iPhone. No matter where I am, 90% of the people are fiddling with their silly little iPhone that's outfitted with one of thousands of different snazzy, hip cases. I might have had one of those phones if I didn't want to become one of those robots.

digitaldivas · 04-03-2012, 06:58 PM

iphones are glass phones. they are beautiful, but yeah, glass breaks easy.

NaughtyRob · 04-03-2012, 07:08 PM

I've had Blackberry, then iphone, then wanted to try Android. Android sucked bad, too many crashes, went to Blackberry again, couldnt get used to not having a touch screen, went back to iphone (wifes old model) fell in love with it again, then washed it by mistake, now stuck with my Samsung Galaxy S android and it crashes all the time. Can't wait to get another iphone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I just wonder why every fucking zombie has an iPhone. No matter where I am, 90% of the people are fiddling with their silly little iPhone that's outfitted with one of thousands of different snazzy, hip cases. I might have had one of those phones if I didn't want to become one of those robots.

abyss_al · 04-03-2012, 07:21 PM

i've dropped mine a bunch of times as well and nothing has happened so far

ErectMedia · 04-03-2012, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I just wonder why every fucking zombie has an iPhone. No matter where I am, 90% of the people are fiddling with their silly little iPhone that's outfitted with one of thousands of different snazzy, hip cases. I might have had one of those phones if I didn't want to become one of those robots.

thought the same for years and really the only reason I didn't try one as I didn't wanna join the apple robots, just recently picked up a 4S to see what all the fuss was about, to me think the iphone runs smoother but more controlled environment where android has some quicker phones, larger displays, more freedom but slightly less stable, so far seems to work well though and iphone appearance is kinda sharp

Chosen · 04-03-2012, 08:27 PM

Never bought an iPhone...

xenigo · 04-03-2012, 08:37 PM

I was previously a huge huge huge Blackberry fan, and had 3 generations of them... but RIM dropped the ball. The big thing for me was the IPS display and the 960x540 resolution, and the fluidity and extremely polished nature of iOS. I do wish it had more features for the power user... For example, I would like to retrieve network files via the native iOS applications, and am stuck with lackluster 3rd party solutions that aren't integrated with the OS at all. That's one thing that Blackberry had that I really loved... applications could integrate themselves into the menu structure of the OS. You could snap a photo, and then choose Send to Facebook... easy as that. Now, I snap a photo, have to back out of the camera app, and go into Facebook, find the file... and then upload. Lots of really lame-brain stuff with iOS...

But... with all of it's shortcomings, I really love how polished it is. And I love the support it has with 3rd party accessory manufacturers.

The luxury accessory manufacturers only make accessories for Apple products. There's too many Android products on the market to make that possible.

Fap · 04-03-2012, 08:38 PM

So your clumsiness defines a "Crappy" phone?.. why not buy a case if you cant hold it

ner0 · 04-03-2012, 09:13 PM

How do you explain this then?

iPhone 4 falls from plane, lives to teach us physics
news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20046845-1.html

Mr Pheer · 04-03-2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I just wonder why every fucking zombie has an iPhone.

What the fuck did you just call me?

raymor · 04-03-2012, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

I broke 2 or 3 iphones from dropping them. I have a Samsung charge now and I've dropped it more times than I can count and its not broken at all.

Same here. Apple does have one advantage though. My wife bought two Apple products. Both lasted less than 60 days. We both have Samsung now and mine has hit concrete plenty of times. I'm writing this post on it still.

On the other hand, with Apple the 18 year old hipsters at Starbucks downing overpriced corporate coffee with their identical "I'm different" hairdos will think you're cool. Apple IS the official brand of corporate sponsored cookie cutter wannabe counter-culture.

I sure hope they never switch to Android because then I'll have to install Ubuntu on my phone so they won't think I'm one of "them", a "I'm unique because I buy the same brand as all the other unique people" drone and keep inviting me to poetry readings.

trevesty · 04-04-2012, 01:07 AM

I find it interesting that one of the senior hardware developers of the Nexus line of phones, and also a senior engineer at Google, uses an iPhone as his personal phone and mocks the planning Androids go through. To put it simply, most Android phones and the OS are thought up and "reviewed" by pretty much sorority girls in marketing, whereas at Apple, they're reviewed by fellow engineers and developers - every single millimeter.

As a former Android junkie and current iPhone user(coincidentally, converted by the aforementioned engineer).......

No - just no... in reply to the OP.

The Ghost · 04-04-2012, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Had a Samsung before the Iphone and dropped it a number of times, It still worked perfectly. I drop my Iphone once and its fucked, and on a wooden floor too, Fuck i droped my Samsung on the road and it still worked ok after. But noo fucking crappy Iphones you drop once and they are fucked....shitty crap pieces of plastic rubbish which are cheaply made not to last, well

Iphone

Dropped mine plenty of times and never had a problem from it. But always had cases or some kind of cover. Only problem ever was a sticky home button after a year of hard use.

OneHungLo · 04-04-2012, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Apple is in danger of making the same mistake it did in the 80s. Android will stomp apple out once the average price for smartphones hit the $50 range and the hardware features meet or exceed apple standards. Don't laugh, it happened before.

I wouldn't bet on that.

Dirty F · 04-04-2012, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Had a Samsung before the Iphone and dropped it a number of times, It still worked perfectly. I drop my Iphone once and its fucked, and on a wooden floor too, Fuck i droped my Samsung on the road and it still worked ok after. But noo fucking crappy Iphones you drop once and they are fucked....shitty crap pieces of plastic rubbish which are cheaply made not to last, well

Iphone

Do you have the older one? The Iphone 4 don't break easily. I've dropped mine many times including once from the stairs. I was sure it would be broken...but nothing, not a scratch.

TheDA · 04-04-2012, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Had a Samsung before the Iphone and dropped it a number of times, It still worked perfectly. I drop my Iphone once and its fucked, and on a wooden floor too, Fuck i droped my Samsung on the road and it still worked ok after. But noo fucking crappy Iphones you drop once and they are fucked....shitty crap pieces of plastic rubbish which are cheaply made not to last, well

Iphone

I'd work on your motor neuron skills.

DukeSkywalker · 04-04-2012, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

This made my head hurt, LOL ... I've dropped mine plenty without a mark on it .. but then again, it's in an Otterbox, so ...

yup. that's the way. if someone doesnt have a case it deserves to break based on the rule of stupidity.
ds

Constant Phil · 04-04-2012, 09:50 AM

Never a problem here...i have a case and drop it at least 1x a day.

2intense · 04-04-2012, 09:50 AM

iphonus sucks

Sid70 · 04-04-2012, 09:51 AM

clamzy mofo?

DateDoc · 04-04-2012, 09:52 AM

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campimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge Posts: 1,336	ive dropped mine plenty of times and still works perfectly

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Jakez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oddfuturewolfgangkillthemall!!!!!!! Posts: 5,656	Had the same iphone for about 3 years and dropped it many times from as much as 6ft, the outside was all banged up and the screen had a few scratches but it was still fine. The screen did eventually get cracked though when it fell flat on its face about 1ft out of the car in the driveway, it was a tiny little rock that put all the pressure in one spot that finally did it. __________________ [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400 Killuminati

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	This made my head hurt, LOL ... I've dropped mine plenty without a mark on it .. but then again, it's in an Otterbox, so ...

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	I just wonder why every fucking zombie has an iPhone. No matter where I am, 90% of the people are fiddling with their silly little iPhone that's outfitted with one of thousands of different snazzy, hip cases. I might have had one of those phones if I didn't want to become one of those robots. __________________

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I was previously a huge huge huge Blackberry fan, and had 3 generations of them... but RIM dropped the ball. The big thing for me was the IPS display and the 960x540 resolution, and the fluidity and extremely polished nature of iOS. I do wish it had more features for the power user... For example, I would like to retrieve network files via the native iOS applications, and am stuck with lackluster 3rd party solutions that aren't integrated with the OS at all. That's one thing that Blackberry had that I really loved... applications could integrate themselves into the menu structure of the OS. You could snap a photo, and then choose Send to Facebook... easy as that. Now, I snap a photo, have to back out of the camera app, and go into Facebook, find the file... and then upload. Lots of really lame-brain stuff with iOS... But... with all of it's shortcomings, I really love how polished it is. And I love the support it has with 3rd party accessory manufacturers. The luxury accessory manufacturers only make accessories for Apple products. There's too many Android products on the market to make that possible.

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Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	So your clumsiness defines a "Crappy" phone?.. why not buy a case if you cant hold it

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ner0 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32	How do you explain this then? iPhone 4 falls from plane, lives to teach us physics news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20046845-1.html

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trevesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,784	I find it interesting that one of the senior hardware developers of the Nexus line of phones, and also a senior engineer at Google, uses an iPhone as his personal phone and mocks the planning Androids go through. To put it simply, most Android phones and the OS are thought up and "reviewed" by pretty much sorority girls in marketing, whereas at Apple, they're reviewed by fellow engineers and developers - every single millimeter. As a former Android junkie and current iPhone user(coincidentally, converted by the aforementioned engineer)....... No - just no... in reply to the OP.

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