A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a plane. - GoFuckYourself.com

tony286 · 06-28-2008, 05:36 PM

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still
a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

mikeyddddd · 06-28-2008, 05:39 PM

XMaster · 06-28-2008, 05:44 PM

lol good one

PervertInPueblaMexico · 06-28-2008, 06:10 PM

Good one. It made me smile.

06-28-2008, 05:36 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a plane. A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

06-28-2008, 05:39 PM	#2
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06-28-2008, 05:44 PM	#3
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06-28-2008, 06:10 PM	#4
PervertInPueblaMexico Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 202	Good one. It made me smile.