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06-29-2001, 03:43 PM
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HAL 9000
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I need name for my new boat
The title says everything...I'm asking you to propose names for my new boat. The best one wins a cap, a flag, a sticker and I'm the only one that will give you a cruise also ;-)
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06-29-2001, 03:50 PM
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hmmmmmmm lets see now.
I dub thee the flying porn princess. ------------------
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06-29-2001, 03:53 PM
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How about, ThunderBoat
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06-29-2001, 04:22 PM
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Gem* Ice Queen of the High Seas
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06-29-2001, 04:39 PM
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OU812
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Reb's Toy
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06-29-2001, 04:50 PM
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dude - if that's your boat I am one jealous mofo!
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06-29-2001, 04:50 PM
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"nice fantasy"
you should have picked a picture of a european luxury yacht as opposed to an old american one assuming that you are living in europe |
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06-29-2001, 04:53 PM
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HAL 9000
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i bought it from Australia, my captain (dirtypainter) will bring it to mediterannian sea this week ;-)
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06-29-2001, 04:54 PM
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HAL 9000
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and it's not that old...less than a decade.
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06-29-2001, 05:00 PM
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Don't be jealous, only the very wealthiest of the porn lords could afford the just tenders (lifeboats) on this lux. yacht, one of which is a classic chris-craft and the other is a 36 foot formula (starboard side) nevermind the yacht
for example the 36 formula (which you can't see fully) is about $350-400K by itself my boat is a lot smaller and costs 600 bucks every time I fill the gas tank, I very much doubt that s-r could afford the annual wax bill for the gelcoat on the yacht in the picture no offense |
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06-29-2001, 05:02 PM
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The Spread Eagle
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06-29-2001, 05:04 PM
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HAL 9000
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filling the tankers of this monster is not such a problem since i have sails also, but feeding dirtypainter is a great problem...man he eats everything on the boat and in the middle of the ocean we're looking for McDonalds!
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06-29-2001, 05:10 PM
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Titanic.
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06-29-2001, 06:31 PM
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HAL 9000
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the boat costed me $10mil. If you can have 685 signups/day ($40/signup) you can have your own too. Work a month more and you'll have the money for the crew and rest expenses. The bad thing about me is that i can't handle these extra expenses....perhaps if i change captain...
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06-29-2001, 06:59 PM
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you forgot about income taxes, the government always has to get their cut
685 x TWO x $40 sign ups per day then - overhead bandwidth promotional costs to support the number of sales you are generating +180 x $40 per day then the cost of owning the yacht, moorage, maintenance, etc (10% per year) +140 x $40 per day (x2 to include personal income taxes) then the cost of the crew, say 5% if you were a cheap skate and hired starving workers 70 x $40 per day (you don't think those sails go up and down by themselves do you?) then if you fueled up 10 times per year 10x5000 gallons x $2.00 Would you be having your food catered, or are you hiring a professional chef to run the kitchen? Too bad for all those stupid sails, or you could have your helicoptor fly you back and forth to burger king for snacks |
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06-29-2001, 07:27 PM
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Nice Boat. Lets see, I like:
yachta, yachta, yachta Yacht-to be Working Fish N Chicks Green Eggs & Ham Blew-By-U It's Only Money Absolute Deck-adence Bad to the Bow Cruisin' and Brewsin' Exotic Dancer Full blown insanity Looking for a name! Achump change For Sail By Owner Jalapeno Knot To Worry Jurassic Ark ------------------ 1000 free pics to use, get paid weekly and no minimum. $75 PER SIGNUP DAY ON MAY 4 2001 |
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06-29-2001, 07:37 PM
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I love name it contests so here's a few:
1) Ghost Ship 2) Pirate Rebel 3) Sexy Soul 4) Soul Ship 5) Davy's Crotch 6) Porn Ark 7) Castaway Found 8) Whiskey Man 9) Millionaire's Dreamboat 10) Dreamboat Annie 11) Soul Siren 12) Sexy Siren 13) Sea Cruiser 14) Porn Queen 15) Soul Queen 16) Pirate Queen 17) Soul Pirate 18) Captain Mermaid 19) Mermaid's soul 20) Kelpie's Keeper 21) Seaweed Soul ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction Trafic Cash Gold |
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06-29-2001, 07:47 PM
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HAL 9000
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Rip, I dont think not even in the states the government takes your half income. Some of the guys that can handle such tools pay more in the marines than in taxes hehe.
The only one that can fly the helicopter here is Dirtypainter.We don't let him go because most probably he will never return back or he will return with no foods, no money.Afterall he's the captain of the boat too......and cooker,sailor,mechanic..... |
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06-29-2001, 08:00 PM
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I think DP would run this baby straight through the Bermuda Triagle to take a short cut
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06-29-2001, 08:20 PM
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HAL 9000
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Somebody asked me to see tools of other webmasters. I don't know much stuff. I think Mayor from porncity has this:
 not sure though. But I do remember that PC board finally found a name. [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 06-29-2001).] |
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06-29-2001, 08:43 PM
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Rude Bitch
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SoulStripper
Rockin Souls Mistress Soul Lady Soul Soul Wizard Winds of Soul whoa baby... I love Winds of Soul it is a sailboat and what drives the damn thing? WIND!!!!!! Winds of Soul..... damn i impressed myself on that one. lol Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Not a FUCKING Reseller!! The Board of Force |
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06-29-2001, 11:05 PM
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I vote for Coin Toss, because they say "A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into."
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06-29-2001, 11:32 PM
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C'mon people! A name for a boat earned from the wages of sin? Gotta be "Monkey Business". Or do I show my age with that suggestion?
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06-29-2001, 11:43 PM
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HAL 9000
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good point
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06-29-2001, 11:43 PM
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how about:
generic flotation device? ------------------ tit, A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY AKA: Incognita Bullfinch...the story of a slutty spy |
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06-30-2001, 10:12 AM
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what about "Baltic Sun"
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06-30-2001, 10:50 AM
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How about "Soul-Rebels Dream" ??
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06-30-2001, 11:13 AM
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Too Much Monkey Business
(Words & music by Chuck Berry) Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone, Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho  ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction Trafic Cash Gold |
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06-30-2001, 12:25 PM
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use your domain !
the extra advertising should bring enough income to pay for dirty painters food cost or else u paid 4 it soulman rich and happy soulair soulsea rebel ... it's late :-) i need to know what a porn site looks like that makes someone those kind of $$$ |
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06-30-2001, 12:39 PM
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Hahahaha, Soul reblel coudn't even afford to be the left nut, of a deck crew on that boat, the guys signups are like 1 a month from what i heard, from people whom he begs for tips on how to increase it.
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06-30-2001, 12:51 PM
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HAL 9000
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It might be this the case. Thanks for researching about me,it shows interest and I always reward interest. You missed the whole point of parody, but I don't mind. If the whole meaning of your life is to make money it's ok, it's a common disease lately. Just tell me to call "The Bank".
By the way, is this http://www.drfuns.com/ your latest site creation? Because a friend of me is looking for a well experienced web designer. |
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06-30-2001, 12:54 PM
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HAL 9000
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and a 2nd point, I never beged anyone about any tip. I have made some questions to friends and that is it. Honestly, I have answered far more than I have made and with great pleasure.
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06-30-2001, 01:02 PM
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mukoh is making so much money right now, he does not have to eat at the homeless shelter anymore. This is why he is so arrogant now, because he discovered the taste of butter last week. He keeps telling people all over the net how good it was to eat warm meals and stuff. This is how I heard of him ...
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06-30-2001, 02:17 PM
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Hmm...
Call it "Mukoh You Were Wrong" and paint in black.  Gotta be better... |
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06-30-2001, 03:03 PM
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hehehehehehe better get a name for her quick. *L* as she coming in shortly as I am hungry and there is no women on board this damn big tug boat.
you know when I agreed to do this you said there would be women all over the deck. but all I see is bare deck and the sea. oh yeah btw the mediterannian sea is south east of Australia, correct???? ------------------
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06-30-2001, 04:40 PM
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06-30-2001, 07:08 PM
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Hello Greek Yachtowner.
I'd suggest Mediterranean Soul or Soul Reaper , but don't call me a malaka if you don't like any of'em. Have a nice cruise.------------------ Respect, DamageX |
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06-30-2001, 07:43 PM
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clickthru
[This message has been edited by gypsi (edited 07-01-2001).] |
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06-30-2001, 08:10 PM
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06-30-2001, 08:21 PM
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ok so we got the good names how about the other names
rowboathunter fuckyouharborpatrol Choppywatergivesbetterhead Bigboatsgetsbiggertits disablityfraud The Floating Fuck Palace So Iam 40 But I Float fuckjetskis Yourwifeswaterbedlookedlikethislastnight> What's A Bow Rowyoufuckingasshole Wheresthebreaks ok ok that enought its hot and to windy to go out ..but you want to laught your assoff this was my last fishing trip http://www.pantyauction.com/board/Ya...&num=993700424 |
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06-30-2001, 08:27 PM
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DirtyPainter when the women learnt that you're the captain decided to cancel their arrival. Don't forget you ate everything on the boat, so don't complain.
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06-30-2001, 09:09 PM
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Yeah DP! You ate all the steaks so don't expect *me* to show up! Sheesh, you think I'd eat McDonalds or something?!
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07-01-2001, 09:44 AM
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soul_rebel
Show me the ownership papers and we can start making marriage plans. And stop posting shit quality pictures to my BBS the visitors are complaining |
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07-01-2001, 04:02 PM
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Gemini rejected me, but it's ok. Susan the papers are on the way.....and I think I found a name for the boat 'SuSan' ;-)
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07-01-2001, 10:50 PM
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HAL 9000
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NAME GIVEN - Thanks for your answers
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