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Wellness Cash · 03-27-2014, 08:26 AM

http://www.papajohns.com/gametime/?u...90-280691442-0

You are welcome, may you choke on the foul tasting crap these idiots try serving as pie.

L-Pink · 03-27-2014, 08:37 AM

That's because it's pizza.

The best thing about most pizza stores is they deliver.

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Wellness Cash · 03-27-2014, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That's because it's pizza.

The best thing about most pizza stores is they deliver.

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L-Pink · 03-27-2014, 08:46 AM

Ok ok since it's Dean Martin I'll concede to "pie" lol.

Wellness Cash · 03-27-2014, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Ok ok since it's Dean Martin I'll concede to "pie" lol.

Honestly I think its a NY/NJ thing, since being down in Jacksonville most people this way call it pizza and look at you weird when you call it 'pie' /shrug

L-Pink · 03-27-2014, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wellness Cash

Honestly I think its a NY/NJ thing, since being down in Jacksonville most people this way call it pizza and look at you weird when you call it 'pie' /shrug

My favorite is Uno's deep-dish in Chicago. And actually a piece of that is more like a piece of pie.

EddyTheDog · 03-27-2014, 08:56 AM

They don't deliver here

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Herb Kornfield · 03-27-2014, 08:58 AM

That is some garbage pizza.

Living near a large Italian community in my area - we have real pizza's, red pie and white pie

How people eat Little caesar, Johns and Pizza slut are beyond me.

L-Pink · 03-27-2014, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

That is some garbage pizza.

Living near a large Italian community in my area - we have real pizza's, red pie and white pie

How people eat Little caesar, Johns and Pizza slut are beyond me.

Most areas don't have small locally owned pizza joints.

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PR_Glen · 03-27-2014, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Most areas don't have small locally owned pizza joints.
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sure they do, especially in the US and Canada. Harder to find sometimes I'll admit ;)

brassmonkey · 03-27-2014, 09:29 AM

fuck that bitch

lucas131 · 03-27-2014, 09:56 AM

are they sending it to czech republic?

brassmonkey · 03-27-2014, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

are they sending it to czech republic?

nope

sorry

blackmonsters · 03-27-2014, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

are they sending it to czech republic?

We sent your pizza but it was stopped at Crimea for some reason.

Sorry, no refunds on pizza.

OH WAIT!!!

You can pick up in Prague.

We have two very large pies being made now right there :

https://goo.gl/maps/QFD2W

Ingredients are being trucked in now.

brassmonkey · 03-27-2014, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

We sent your pizza but it was stopped at Crimea for some reason.

Sorry, no refunds on pizza.

OH WAIT!!!

You can pick up in Prague.

We have two very large pies being made now right there :

https://goo.gl/maps/QFD2W

Ingredients are being trucked in now.

you cant read a map your fired

j/k

WDF · 03-27-2014, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

My favorite is Uno's deep-dish in Chicago. And actually a piece of that is more like a piece of pie.

Good Stuff!

I prefer Frank Pepe's or Sally's in New Haven, CT though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Haven-style_pizza

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_P...ria_Napoletana

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally%27s_Apizza

seeandsee · 03-27-2014, 11:58 AM

that is a nice offer from papa johns

DamianJ · 03-27-2014, 12:35 PM

make your own. it's not hard.

this is the dough I make, takes 10 minutes work, then let it prove.

http://www.fornobravo.com/pizza/pizza_dough.html

for a sauce I was taught this by a sicilian:

finely dice an onion, cook for 5 minutes until softened on a medium high heat. turn down the heat, add as much garlic as you like, I use 3 cloves. cook for about 30 minutes on very low heat, stirring every 5 mins or so.

whack in a tin of good toms, salt, pepper, and a little sugar and some fresh basil and some dried oregano. reduce for about 30 mins on a low heat, blitz with immersion blender.

so by the time your sauce is ready, your dough is proved.

get a pizza stone, only about 10 bucks.

turn oven to max.

roll out a pizza sized amount of dough, whack the sauce on top, add whatever ingredients you like, cook for 5-7 mins.

so, an hour's work for something that makes a papa john/pizza hut/whatever look like a dog turd in a box in comparison.

deltav · 03-27-2014, 12:50 PM

Yeah Damian, homemade pizza is good when done right... but even with a stone, homemade dough, quality recipes, etc, you can't quite replicate a top notch NYC or NJ pie without a real pizza oven. Home ovens just don't get hot enough.

Choopa_Pardo · 03-27-2014, 12:53 PM

I'd rather eat generic brand white bread with ketchup and individually wrapped yellow cheese.

WDF · 03-27-2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

I'd rather eat generic brand white bread with ketchup and individually wrapped yellow cheese.

Toasted Bread, Thick Tomato soup, oregano, salt, pepper, and grated cheese = Most chain Pizza in taste and substance.

Mutt · 03-27-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Most areas don't have small locally owned pizza joints.

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Perhaps in parts of the United States but in Canada I've never been in a town with more than 10,000 people that hasn't had at least one mom and pop Italian restaurant/pizzeria

I grew up in a small city with a big Italian community, must have been 10 pizzerias, as good as any big city pizza I've ever had.

deltav · 03-27-2014, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

Perhaps in parts of the United States but in Canada I've never been in a town with more than 10,000 people that hasn't had at least one mom and pop Italian restaurant/pizzeria

I grew up in a small city with a big Italian community, must have been 10 pizzerias, as good as any big city pizza I've ever had.

Agreed, any town with 10k population in the USA has at least 1 or 2 local pizza joints. Whether they're all that great is another question, but generally better than chain garbage.

Wellness Cash · 03-27-2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav

Yeah Damian, homemade pizza is good when done right... but even with a stone, homemade dough, quality recipes, etc, you can't quite replicate a top notch NYC or NJ pie without a real pizza oven. Home ovens just don't get hot enough.

When we do homemade we actually use naan bread dough instead of pie dough, it just comes out better.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Ok ok since it's Dean Martin I'll concede to "pie" lol.

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	make your own. it's not hard. this is the dough I make, takes 10 minutes work, then let it prove. http://www.fornobravo.com/pizza/pizza_dough.html for a sauce I was taught this by a sicilian: finely dice an onion, cook for 5 minutes until softened on a medium high heat. turn down the heat, add as much garlic as you like, I use 3 cloves. cook for about 30 minutes on very low heat, stirring every 5 mins or so. whack in a tin of good toms, salt, pepper, and a little sugar and some fresh basil and some dried oregano. reduce for about 30 mins on a low heat, blitz with immersion blender. so by the time your sauce is ready, your dough is proved. get a pizza stone, only about 10 bucks. turn oven to max. roll out a pizza sized amount of dough, whack the sauce on top, add whatever ingredients you like, cook for 5-7 mins. so, an hour's work for something that makes a papa john/pizza hut/whatever look like a dog turd in a box in comparison.

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