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Originally Posted by Rochard
I will be remembered for pizza. Seriously, every time any one of my friends has pizza they think of me. When I die.... Every time they eat pizza they will think of me.
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inappropriate homophobic joke:
3 friends gathered at the ceremony to distribute the ashes of another friend that had passed on.
the first guy plans on the spreading his share of the ashes in the garden because their friend loved flowers so much...
the second guy tells his buddies that he will spread his share of the ashes on the water at sunset because they loved sunset at the beach so much.
the third guy tells his buddies he is going to put his share of the ashes in some super hot chilli and eat it... because he wants his buddy to tear his ass up one more time!