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Old 06-16-2017, 10:46 AM  
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Originally Posted by crucifissio View Post
theres this guy I know...he fucks more chicks than anybody...he is not smart...he is not good looking...but he is incredibly persistent in approaching girls and saying "hi Im xxxxx do you want to hang out?"...he gets rejected by 50-100 girls/day but fucks 1...I have seen him approach a group of girls, get rejected by 3 girls in the same group and he would hit on the 4th with the exact same sentence and tone of voice...it is so funny that the girls do not mind...

xxxx: hi I am xxxx wanna hang out?
girl#1: fuck no go away creep
xxxx: (no pause no reaction- hits on girl #2) hi I am xxx wanna hang out?
girl#2: LOL no
xxxx: (unfazed as fuck- hits on girl #3) hi I am xxxx wanna hang out?
girl#3: LMAO no
xxxx: (unfazed level over 9000- hits on girl #4 in the same group) hi I am xxxx wanna hang out?
girl#4: LMAO you are crazy as fuck LOL

xxxx gives no fuck...but he fucks a different girl every day...he finds the one girl who does not give a shit and needs a fuck but has not been approached for months...
Yup, I agree... Its basically sudoku...
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