notinmybackyard

I'm buying a 1972 El Camino with a 396 big block

It will suck down so much fucking gas that lawnmowers in my neighbourhood will stall out and it will blow so much pollution that my local Kentucky Fried Chicken will have to get a restraining order against me driving my car.

I'm going to find me a young 40 year old black hooker and fuck her in the pick up bed of my car while at a drive-in cinema showing a Walt Disney movie and I promise to think of you while I do it.... Especially while she's blowing me.

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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.