04-21-2017, 09:30 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 10,300
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Originally Posted by mineistaken
Pirates could drop their docs and be welcome refugees. As I read - if invader comes to canary island without doc, they can not be deported and are welcomed to leech on Spqnish people dime. Great libby system!
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Our guarantee
We guarantee adventure
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
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