AdultKing: I was wondering why your site was so slow, now I know. You guys are on Cogent's network. If you are unaware of how bad that is do a Google search:
http://bit.ly/rjAmuS
We are housed in a carrier neutral data center in the United States multiple tier-1 bandwidth providers with full BGP. We're no $4.99/month web host but we've been around for years and host our own sites on these servers. Therefor, we have a vested interest in keeping everything online. At gigabit speeds.
By the way, I wasn't trying to "bag you".